Your nose would look very cute broken — Alden, whilst ‘talk dirty to me’ plays in the background (via teenwolfhika)

discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

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hisoker:

THATS HOW THE DO THEY PATTERN THING THE SQUARE THING MY WEEABOO HEART IS YELLING

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azogthenailfiler:

wet-monsoon:

this is my favorite scene in all of parks and recreation 

This is how I imagine Kurgy’s Warden avoiding civilian problems

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candykaiju:

r u for real

candykaiju:

r u for real

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  • Templar: You have a staff...
  • Templar: Fire sparks at your fingertips...
  • Templar: You try to avoid the gallows at all costs...
  • Templar: I know what you are
  • Anders: Say it. Out loud.
  • Templar:
  • Templar: lol idk but if you see any mages let me know
asker

Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

dependsoncontext:

fuking-homestuck:

j-z-millier:

louxisalhama:

spaceisforlovers:

jethroq:

danadelions:

ja ja ja ja ja
a spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???

you decide

Finnish person struggling to remember what they were about to say next

polish person trying to get themself noticed

portuguese person trying to hush other people

Chinese person trying to do calculations

swedish person wanting to get out of a conversation

Language is beautiful

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invisiblenap:

what you’re gonna win

  • 2 t-shirts from the rt store, priced under $20.00 each. 
    or one shirt over $20.00!
  • 1 round of sponsorship!
  • any accessory under 10 dollars

how to win these things!

  • gotta be following me
  • reblog and like as much as you want
  • use giveaway blogs if you want
  • i’ll pick a winner on october 1st!
  • make sure your ask is open
  • make sure you’re able to give me a mailing address to send these things to
  • we can pick whatever store works best for you, i’ll ship wherever rt ships!

any questions you can send me an ask :’)
good luck friends

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